I just thought yesterday was bad. I had this silly idea that defunct technology was beating my ass into the ground. Oh.... how wrong I was!

Today, I learned the true meaning of many things... including but not limited to:

a. ID printing machines are the devil's spawn.
b. ID printing machines should be ritually burned at the stake.
c. ID printing machines make better door stops than they do an ID printer.
d. Making over 700 IDs in one day with constant stops for broken print ribbons, jammed cards, miss fed cards, etc. is a sure fire way to drive a person to drink!

I'm going to watch Stargate now, and drink a bottle of wine like a drowning fish. Salute!