Let's discuss the proper decorum for releasing gas while at work.

Would you:

A. Claim you can't smell anything, thus giving you the right to fart at will.
B. Scurry off to the restroom when you feel the urge.
C. Warn your coworkers of an upcoming episode.
D. Keep silent and/or apologize after the event horizon has dropped them to their knees.
E. Casually drop a "Silent But Deadly" and act as if nothing happened.

My co-worker constantly does A and E. I am finding it difficult not to retch and run screaming from the building. Yes, I realize she is old. But is that justification for the overwhelming STENCH? And why does she scurry up to involve me in a conversation just when she has let one escape her asshole from the gates of hell?

All donations of air spray gratefully accepted...