I like to make up words... just now I made up "circability" and "profaneability." But usually the words I make up are profane. I do so love profanity! Not gratuitous profanity but profanity for fun and wickedness. Which makes no sense I know, I'm way too tired to be typing and can barely think.

(I'm just trying to stay awake until 6pm when I leave for the football stadium to stand in the concession stand for 4 hours and make change or handle meat products. I don't know which is a dirtier job, I just know that if it weren't for supporting my son's swim team, I would NOT be doing this on my time off!)

My latest favorite word is "ginormous" which of course is a contraction of sorts... of the words "gigantic" and "enormous." And said word perfectly describes my ass. To say that "My ginormous ass is dragging and sagging like a giant sloppy sack of motherfuckin gumdrops or something..." is to say "I'm WAY beyond damn stupid TIRED! I am DONE!"

What? You want something profane? Ha!

How much my feet hurt, now THAT's profane!

I'll have to talk about made up names later... I have some new priceless ones. AND I want to talk about people who name their children after PLACES or with the last name of DEAD historical men! gah! Most of the time it's politicians! Why can't that adorable little girl be named Cleopatra? Joan? Marie Antoinette? Helen? Do you have to call her Madison? AFTER A DEAD PRESIDENT??? And hey, isn't it a TOWN?