Can a girl get a margarita in here?



Why, you sure can! Just stick these plastic bottles in your freezer and wait and then you'll have a lovely frozen delicious margarita just by opening the bottle and dumping the lovely perfectly frozen sludge into a glass. Because it comes in big bottles you know, just like wine. This is just the handy 4-pack.

It's called Azul, it's agave wine. yummmmmmm!

So I finally finished the blanket/quilt for Lizzy's baby. She's due in 3.5 weeks! So exciting! And if you can't tell by the color, it's a GIRL! Lizzy picked out the fabric and pattern, I am just the sewing drudge. With love, of course!

You scored as III - The Empress. The Empress is a maternal symbol. She is the mother figure who loves, nurtures and protects. She will protect you, she will always be there when you are in trouble. When you fall over and graze your knee, the Empress will kiss it better. Yet she is not a weak figure. Her compassion is strength. If her children are threatened she will stop at nothing to protect them. If well aspected in a Tarot spread, the Empress can symbolise security, protection and unconditional love. If badly aspected it can represent over-protectiveness, fear of risk taking and refusal to face the real world. III - The Empress 94% II - The High Priestess 94% XI: Justice 69% XIII: Death 69% IV - The Emperor 69% I - Magician 56% X - Wheel of Fortune 56% 0 - The Fool 50% XVI: The Tower 44% XIX: The Sun 38% VIII - Strength 31% XV: The Devil 19% VI: The Lovers 13% Which Major Arcana Tarot Card Are You? created with QuizFarm.com

Satis



Peace-loving and tolerant, receptive to wealth, analytical and science-minded, tender towards those who are not ignorant, can sometimes be angry.

Colors: male: deep red, female: deep blue
Compatible Signs: Amon-Ra, Set
Dates: Jan 1 - Jan 7, Jun 19 - Jun 28, Sep 1 - Sep 7, Nov 18 - Nov 26

Role: Goddess who protected the sources of the Nile and goddess of the cataract at the border of Egypt and Nubia
Appearance: A woman wearing the white crown of Upper Egypt with antelope horns on the sides.
Sacred animal: antelope

What is Your Egyptian Sign

So, today, I told the little haridan I work for off. She really is a twitchy bitch. And when she's mad she twitches her ass and walks away from you. She did it 3 times today.

I was being so nice about it, too. So calm. Genuinely surprised at her reaction! (cough!) I didn't cuss, I didn't yell, I just simply stated the facts.

1. No, I am not comfortable with this.
2. It bothers me that you wait until the start of first period to tell me you want me to "do" Ms So'n'So's classes.
3. I like to prepare for lessons, I do not like someone else handing me a scribbled note and instructions for parroting someone else's lessons!
4. I AM NOT BEING PAID TO TEACH.

Let me say that again...

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO TEACH. TEACHERS MAKE MORE MONEY THAN I!

So, I may have screwed my chances of taking over that library when she finally retires. If she retires. Hey, ya know, screw it, I don't even care anymore!

The end result was:

I GOT TO SPEND THE DAY DOING WHAT I AM PAID FOR AND NOTHING MORE!

It was awesome!

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